When we were really little, Sam and I used to take baths
together. (And I mean really little, okay? Don’t freak out). The tub would be
full of bubbles, and we would play with little cups. We would fill them with
water and bubbles, set them on the side of the tub, and then sing out,
“Cooooffffffeeeeeee for sale!”
Then our parents taught us about coffee being bad for you,
so we started calling it coppee instead. Ha ha!